{"title":"Garage Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny garage-themed products that every gearhead will appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-1","title":"BACK OFF — I HAVE A CRAZY WIFE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER","description":"Some guys buy flowers. Some guys say “yes, dear.” And some guys wear a shirt that says exactly what everybody already knows:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**BACK OFF — I HAVE A CRAZY WIFE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one’s made for the brave, the married, and the fellas who know when to keep their mouth shut. Soft enough for all-day wear, tough enough for the garage, and funny enough to get a laugh at the parts store, car show, backyard cookout, or wherever bad decisions are being discussed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nJust remember: **wearing the shirt is funny. Letting your wife read it is your problem.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• **100% combed and ring-spun cotton** — soft, comfortable, and easy to wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Heather colors contain polyester**\u003cbr\u003e\n• **4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)** — lightweight without feeling cheap\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Pre-shrunk fabric** — because your shirt shouldn’t get smaller every time you screw up\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Side-seamed construction** — keeps the fit looking right\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Shoulder-to-shoulder taping** — built for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank garment sourced from **Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Rust \u0026amp; Chrome Garage Co.**\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for laughs, garages, and questionable marital decisions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe don’t have a warehouse full of shirts collecting dust and wondering where their lives went.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Your Rust \u0026amp; Chrome gear is made especially for you after you order it.** That means it may take us a little longer to get it headed your way—but we think good stuff is worth waiting for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaking things **on demand instead of by the truckload** helps us cut down on overproduction and waste.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSo thanks for supporting the way we do things around here:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Make what’s ordered. Waste less. Keep the good stuff coming.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow quit checking the mailbox every 20 minutes. We’re working on it.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54437334188342,"sku":"4782923_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54437334221110,"sku":"4782923_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54437334253878,"sku":"4782923_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54437334286646,"sku":"4782923_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54437334319414,"sku":"4782923_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437334352182,"sku":"4782923_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437334384950,"sku":"4782923_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437334417718,"sku":"4782923_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54437334450486,"sku":"4782923_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":54437334483254,"sku":"4782923_9740","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":54437334516022,"sku":"4782923_9741","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":54437334548790,"sku":"4782923_9742","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":54437334581558,"sku":"4782923_9743","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437334614326,"sku":"4782923_9744","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437334647094,"sku":"4782923_9745","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437334679862,"sku":"4782923_9746","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ XS","offer_id":54437334712630,"sku":"4782923_24337","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ S","offer_id":54437334745398,"sku":"4782923_24338","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ M","offer_id":54437334778166,"sku":"4782923_24339","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ L","offer_id":54437334810934,"sku":"4782923_24340","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ XL","offer_id":54437334843702,"sku":"4782923_24341","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437334876470,"sku":"4782923_24342","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437334909238,"sku":"4782923_24343","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":54437334942006,"sku":"4782923_9571","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":54437334974774,"sku":"4782923_8509","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":54437335007542,"sku":"4782923_8510","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":54437335040310,"sku":"4782923_8511","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54437335073078,"sku":"4782923_8512","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437335105846,"sku":"4782923_8513","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437335138614,"sku":"4782923_8514","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437335171382,"sku":"4782923_8515","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ S","offer_id":54437335204150,"sku":"4782923_10384","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ M","offer_id":54437335236918,"sku":"4782923_10385","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ L","offer_id":54437335269686,"sku":"4782923_10386","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ XL","offer_id":54437335302454,"sku":"4782923_10387","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437335335222,"sku":"4782923_10388","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/sku-garagehumor-001-printful_lifestyle.png?v=1787382408"},{"product_id":"rosie-s-tall-glass-of-sass-tee","title":"Rosie’s Tall Glass of Sass Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days call for patience. \u003cstrong\u003eOther days call for a tall glass of GET OVER IT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRosie’s got zero time for whining, drama, or anybody acting like the world ended because something didn’t go their way. She’ll hand you the glass, point out the straw, and politely suggest you \u003cstrong\u003esuck it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is soft, lightweight, comfortable, and just sassy enough for the garage, backyard, girls’ night, grocery store—or anywhere somebody might need a little Rosie-style encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — soft enough to be nice, even when you’re not\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eHeather colors contain polyester\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/strong\u003e — lightweight, comfortable, and ready for trouble\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e — because Rosie has enough problems already\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps the fit looking right\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/strong\u003e — made for everyday wear and everyday attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRust \u0026amp; Chrome Garage Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet me get you a tall glass of GET OVER IT.\u003cbr\u003eThere’s a straw. Suck it up. — Rosie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe don’t keep mountains of shirts sitting around collecting dust, taking up garage space, and waiting for somebody to finally make a decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour Rust \u0026amp; Chrome gear is made after you order it.\u003c\/strong\u003e So yes, it might take us a little longer to get it headed your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRosie’s opinion?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Good. You waited this long to find a shirt with some personality. You can survive a few more days.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking things \u003cstrong\u003eon demand instead of by the truckload\u003c\/strong\u003e means less waste, less overproduction, and fewer unwanted shirts hanging around like somebody who missed the hint three hours ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo thanks for doing it our way:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade when you order it. Less waste. More attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd if you’re already stalking the tracking page like it owes you money…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRosie says she’ll get you a tall glass of GET OVER IT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere’s a straw.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54437352046902,"sku":"9080385_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54437352079670,"sku":"9080385_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54437352112438,"sku":"9080385_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54437352145206,"sku":"9080385_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54437352177974,"sku":"9080385_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437352210742,"sku":"9080385_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437352243510,"sku":"9080385_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437352276278,"sku":"9080385_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54437352309046,"sku":"9080385_12871","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":54437352341814,"sku":"9080385_9545","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54437352374582,"sku":"9080385_4106","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54437352407350,"sku":"9080385_4107","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54437352440118,"sku":"9080385_4108","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54437352472886,"sku":"9080385_4109","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437352505654,"sku":"9080385_4110","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437352538422,"sku":"9080385_15792","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437352571190,"sku":"9080385_15793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":54437352603958,"sku":"9080385_9395","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":54437352636726,"sku":"9080385_9396","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":54437352669494,"sku":"9080385_9397","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":54437352702262,"sku":"9080385_9398","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437352735030,"sku":"9080385_9399","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437352767798,"sku":"9080385_9400","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437352800566,"sku":"9080385_9401","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ S","offer_id":54437352833334,"sku":"9080385_4181","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ M","offer_id":54437352866102,"sku":"9080385_4182","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ L","offer_id":54437352898870,"sku":"9080385_4183","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ XL","offer_id":54437352931638,"sku":"9080385_4184","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437352964406,"sku":"9080385_4185","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437352997174,"sku":"9080385_5308","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437353029942,"sku":"9080385_5323","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint \/ XS","offer_id":54437353062710,"sku":"9080385_22040","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint \/ S","offer_id":54437353095478,"sku":"9080385_22041","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint \/ M","offer_id":54437353128246,"sku":"9080385_22042","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint \/ L","offer_id":54437353161014,"sku":"9080385_22043","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint \/ XL","offer_id":54437353193782,"sku":"9080385_22044","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437353226550,"sku":"9080385_22045","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54437353259318,"sku":"9080385_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54437353292086,"sku":"9080385_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54437353324854,"sku":"9080385_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54437353357622,"sku":"9080385_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54437353390390,"sku":"9080385_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54437353423158,"sku":"9080385_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54437353455926,"sku":"9080385_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54437353488694,"sku":"9080385_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54437353521462,"sku":"9080385_12872","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/SKU-Rosies-001-PRNTFL_lifestyle.png?v=1787386215"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-3","title":"Rosie’s Last Warning","description":"Soft enough for coffee on the porch, tough enough for whatever foolishness the day decides to throw at you. This Rust \u0026amp; Chrome tee has a lightweight feel, a little stretch, and plenty of room for attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors contain polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk — because nobody has time for surprises after laundry day\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed for a better fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Rosie’s advice:** Put it on, grab your coffee, and try not to let anybody piss you off before lunch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe lighter colors can show a little more than you planned under bright lights. If that ain’t your thing, grab a darker shade and carry on.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe don’t have a warehouse full of shirts collecting dust and wondering where their lives went.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Your Rust \u0026amp; Chrome gear is made especially for you after you order it.** That means it may take us a little longer to get it headed your way—but we think good stuff is worth waiting for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaking things **on demand instead of by the truckload** helps us cut down on overproduction and waste.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSo thanks for supporting the way we do things around here:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Make what’s ordered. Waste less. Keep the good stuff coming.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow quit checking the mailbox every 20 minutes. We’re working on it.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54442338779446,"sku":"2112905_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54442338812214,"sku":"2112905_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54442338844982,"sku":"2112905_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54442338877750,"sku":"2112905_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54442338910518,"sku":"2112905_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442338943286,"sku":"2112905_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442338976054,"sku":"2112905_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442339008822,"sku":"2112905_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54442339041590,"sku":"2112905_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":54442339074358,"sku":"2112905_21577","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":54442339107126,"sku":"2112905_21578","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":54442339139894,"sku":"2112905_21579","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":54442339172662,"sku":"2112905_21580","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54442339205430,"sku":"2112905_21581","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442339238198,"sku":"2112905_21582","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":54442339270966,"sku":"2112905_9545","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54442339303734,"sku":"2112905_4106","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54442339336502,"sku":"2112905_4107","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54442339369270,"sku":"2112905_4108","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54442339402038,"sku":"2112905_4109","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442339434806,"sku":"2112905_4110","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442339467574,"sku":"2112905_15792","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442339500342,"sku":"2112905_15793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ XS","offer_id":54442339533110,"sku":"2112905_18618","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ S","offer_id":54442339565878,"sku":"2112905_18619","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ M","offer_id":54442339598646,"sku":"2112905_18620","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ L","offer_id":54442339631414,"sku":"2112905_18621","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ XL","offer_id":54442339664182,"sku":"2112905_18622","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442339696950,"sku":"2112905_18623","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XS","offer_id":54442339729718,"sku":"2112905_9554","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":54442339762486,"sku":"2112905_4151","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":54442339795254,"sku":"2112905_4152","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":54442339828022,"sku":"2112905_4153","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":54442339860790,"sku":"2112905_4154","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442339893558,"sku":"2112905_4155","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442339926326,"sku":"2112905_5305","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442339959094,"sku":"2112905_5320","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":54442339991862,"sku":"2112905_20680","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":54442340024630,"sku":"2112905_20678","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":54442340057398,"sku":"2112905_20676","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":54442340090166,"sku":"2112905_20674","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442340122934,"sku":"2112905_20672","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442340155702,"sku":"2112905_20670","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442340188470,"sku":"2112905_20668","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54442340221238,"sku":"2112905_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54442340254006,"sku":"2112905_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54442340286774,"sku":"2112905_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54442340319542,"sku":"2112905_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54442340352310,"sku":"2112905_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442340385078,"sku":"2112905_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442340417846,"sku":"2112905_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442340450614,"sku":"2112905_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54442340483382,"sku":"2112905_12872","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/SKU-Rosie-002-PRNTFL_lifestyle.png?v=1787396598"},{"product_id":"mind-ya-business-i-ve-almost-got-this-figured-out","title":"**Mind ya business. I’ve almost got this figured out.","description":"Bobby Joe’s got a little advice for anybody watching too close:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Mind ya business.**\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you see me doing something questionable, expensive, unnecessary, or involving three trips to the parts store… no you didn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee is soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for the garage, the driveway, the shop, or wherever you’re currently pretending you know exactly what you’re doing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• **100% combed and ring-spun cotton** — soft enough to wear all day\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Heather colors contain polyester**\u003cbr\u003e\n• **4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)** — lightweight and easy to wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Pre-shrunk fabric** — because Bobby Joe’s patience is already short enough\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Side-seamed construction** — helps keep the fit right\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Shoulder-to-shoulder taping** — made for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Rust \u0026amp; Chrome Garage Co.**\u003cbr\u003e\n**Mind ya business. I’ve almost got this figured out.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBobby Joe’s Fine Print: Lighter colors may be a little more see-through under bright lights. If somebody’s staring that hard, they probably need to mind their own damn business anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe don’t have a warehouse full of shirts collecting dust and wondering where their lives went.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Your Rust \u0026amp; Chrome gear is made especially for you after you order it.** That means it may take us a little longer to get it headed your way—but we think good stuff is worth waiting for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaking things **on demand instead of by the truckload** helps us cut down on overproduction and waste.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSo thanks for supporting the way we do things around here:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Make what’s ordered. Waste less. Keep the good stuff coming.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow quit checking the mailbox every 20 minutes. We’re working on it.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54442351755574,"sku":"1917087_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54442351788342,"sku":"1917087_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54442351821110,"sku":"1917087_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54442351853878,"sku":"1917087_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54442351886646,"sku":"1917087_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442351919414,"sku":"1917087_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442351952182,"sku":"1917087_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442351984950,"sku":"1917087_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54442352017718,"sku":"1917087_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ S","offer_id":54442352050486,"sku":"1917087_9740","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ M","offer_id":54442352083254,"sku":"1917087_9741","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ L","offer_id":54442352116022,"sku":"1917087_9742","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ XL","offer_id":54442352148790,"sku":"1917087_9743","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442352181558,"sku":"1917087_9744","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442352214326,"sku":"1917087_9745","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxblood Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442352247094,"sku":"1917087_9746","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":54442352279862,"sku":"1917087_4046","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":54442352312630,"sku":"1917087_4047","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":54442352345398,"sku":"1917087_4048","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":54442352378166,"sku":"1917087_4049","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442352410934,"sku":"1917087_4050","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":54442352443702,"sku":"1917087_9545","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54442352476470,"sku":"1917087_4106","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54442352509238,"sku":"1917087_4107","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54442352542006,"sku":"1917087_4108","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54442352574774,"sku":"1917087_4109","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442352607542,"sku":"1917087_4110","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442352640310,"sku":"1917087_15792","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442352673078,"sku":"1917087_15793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":54442352705846,"sku":"1917087_9550","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":54442352738614,"sku":"1917087_4131","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":54442352771382,"sku":"1917087_4132","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":54442352804150,"sku":"1917087_4133","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":54442352836918,"sku":"1917087_4134","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":54442352869686,"sku":"1917087_4135","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":54442352902454,"sku":"1917087_17238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":54442352935222,"sku":"1917087_17239","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/SKU_GARAGEHUMOR-002-PRNTFL.png_lifestyle.png?v=1787397848"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-4","title":"The Devil Said “Oh Crap” Tee","description":"Rosie doesn’t do delicate—and neither does this shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for everyday wear, with just enough stretch to move whether you’re turning wrenches, raising hell, or simply walking into a room like you already know how this is gonna go.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• **100% combed and ring-spun cotton** — soft, comfortable, and not afraid of a little attitude\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Heather colors contain polyester**\u003cbr\u003e\n• **4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)** — lightweight without feeling cheap\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Pre-shrunk fabric** — because Rosie has no patience for surprises in the laundry\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Side-seamed construction** — helps keep the fit looking right\u003cbr\u003e\n• **Shoulder-to-shoulder taping** — built to handle everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Rust \u0026amp; Chrome Garage Co.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Be the kind of woman who wakes up ready enough to make the devil say, “Oh crap.”*\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRosie’s little heads-up: lighter colors can get a bit cheeky under the right lighting. If you’d rather keep a little mystery in your life, go with a darker shade.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Rosie’s shipping rule:** we make your shirt after you order it—because apparently filling the garage with 500 shirts nobody asked for is considered “bad planning.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYep, it can take a little longer to get headed your way, but making things **on demand instead of by the truckload** means less waste and less overproduction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBesides, Rosie says:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**“If you wanted something sitting around collecting dust, you’ve probably already got a garage full of that.”**\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54452086112566,"sku":"7310434_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54452086145334,"sku":"7310434_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54452086178102,"sku":"7310434_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54452086210870,"sku":"7310434_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54452086243638,"sku":"7310434_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452086276406,"sku":"7310434_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54452086309174,"sku":"7310434_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54452086341942,"sku":"7310434_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54452086374710,"sku":"7310434_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":54452086407478,"sku":"7310434_4046","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":54452086440246,"sku":"7310434_4047","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":54452086473014,"sku":"7310434_4048","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":54452086505782,"sku":"7310434_4049","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452086538550,"sku":"7310434_4050","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":54452086571318,"sku":"7310434_9395","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":54452086604086,"sku":"7310434_9396","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":54452086636854,"sku":"7310434_9397","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":54452086669622,"sku":"7310434_9398","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452086702390,"sku":"7310434_9399","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":54452086735158,"sku":"7310434_9400","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":54452086767926,"sku":"7310434_9401","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ XS","offer_id":54452086800694,"sku":"7310434_14673","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ S","offer_id":54452086833462,"sku":"7310434_14674","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ M","offer_id":54452086866230,"sku":"7310434_14675","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ L","offer_id":54452086898998,"sku":"7310434_14676","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ XL","offer_id":54452086931766,"sku":"7310434_14677","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452086964534,"sku":"7310434_14678","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 3XL","offer_id":54452086997302,"sku":"7310434_14679","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 4XL","offer_id":54452087030070,"sku":"7310434_14680","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ XS","offer_id":54452087062838,"sku":"7310434_9559","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ S","offer_id":54452087095606,"sku":"7310434_4176","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ M","offer_id":54452087128374,"sku":"7310434_4177","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ L","offer_id":54452087161142,"sku":"7310434_4178","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ XL","offer_id":54452087193910,"sku":"7310434_4179","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452087226678,"sku":"7310434_4180","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":54452087259446,"sku":"7310434_20680","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":54452087292214,"sku":"7310434_20678","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":54452087324982,"sku":"7310434_20676","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":54452087357750,"sku":"7310434_20674","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452087390518,"sku":"7310434_20672","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":54452087423286,"sku":"7310434_20670","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":54452087456054,"sku":"7310434_20668","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54452087488822,"sku":"7310434_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54452087521590,"sku":"7310434_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54452087554358,"sku":"7310434_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54452087587126,"sku":"7310434_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54452087619894,"sku":"7310434_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54452087652662,"sku":"7310434_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54452087685430,"sku":"7310434_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54452087718198,"sku":"7310434_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54452087750966,"sku":"7310434_12872","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/SKU-ROSIE-003-PRNTFL_lifestyle.png?v=1787474015"},{"product_id":"measure-once-cut-twice-hardware-store-humor","title":"Measure Once, Cut Twice – Hardware Store Humor","description":"For the DIY crowd that knows every project starts with a plan… and somehow ends with another trip to the hardware store.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Rust \u0026amp; Chrome tee is soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for garage work, weekend projects, hardware-store runs, or standing back and pretending that cut was supposed to be that short.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors contain polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction for a comfortable everyday fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft with just the right amount of stretch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeasure once. Cut twice. Cuss a little. Go buy another board.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe make this one after you order it, so it might take a little longer to get headed your way. Bobby says, “Good. Gives me time to measure it wrong, cut it twice, and make another trip to the hardware store.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaking it on demand also means we’re not piling up a garage full of shirts nobody ordered. Less waste, more room for tools we can’t find anyway.","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54454614622518,"sku":"9356435_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54454614655286,"sku":"9356435_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54454614688054,"sku":"9356435_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54454614720822,"sku":"9356435_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54454614753590,"sku":"9356435_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454614786358,"sku":"9356435_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54454614819126,"sku":"9356435_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54454614851894,"sku":"9356435_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54454614884662,"sku":"9356435_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":54454614917430,"sku":"9356435_21577","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":54454614950198,"sku":"9356435_21578","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":54454614982966,"sku":"9356435_21579","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":54454615015734,"sku":"9356435_21580","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54454615048502,"sku":"9356435_21581","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454615081270,"sku":"9356435_21582","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":54454615114038,"sku":"9356435_17202","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54454615146806,"sku":"9356435_17203","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54454615179574,"sku":"9356435_17204","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54454615212342,"sku":"9356435_17205","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54454615245110,"sku":"9356435_17206","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454615277878,"sku":"9356435_17209","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54454615310646,"sku":"9356435_17208","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":54454615343414,"sku":"9356435_17207","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":54454615376182,"sku":"9356435_4031","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":54454615408950,"sku":"9356435_4032","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":54454615441718,"sku":"9356435_4033","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":54454615474486,"sku":"9356435_4034","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454615507254,"sku":"9356435_4035","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":54454615540022,"sku":"9356435_5297","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4XL","offer_id":54454615572790,"sku":"9356435_5312","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ S","offer_id":54454615605558,"sku":"9356435_10384","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ M","offer_id":54454615638326,"sku":"9356435_10385","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ L","offer_id":54454615671094,"sku":"9356435_10386","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ XL","offer_id":54454615703862,"sku":"9356435_10387","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454615736630,"sku":"9356435_10388","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":54454615769398,"sku":"9356435_9550","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":54454615802166,"sku":"9356435_4131","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":54454615834934,"sku":"9356435_4132","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":54454615867702,"sku":"9356435_4133","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":54454615900470,"sku":"9356435_4134","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454615933238,"sku":"9356435_4135","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":54454615966006,"sku":"9356435_17238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":54454615998774,"sku":"9356435_17239","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54454616031542,"sku":"9356435_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54454616064310,"sku":"9356435_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54454616097078,"sku":"9356435_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54454616129846,"sku":"9356435_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54454616162614,"sku":"9356435_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54454616195382,"sku":"9356435_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54454616228150,"sku":"9356435_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54454616260918,"sku":"9356435_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54454616293686,"sku":"9356435_12872","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/SKU-GARAGEHUMOR-004_LIFSESTYLKE.png?v=1787561065"},{"product_id":"emotionally-constipated-rust-chrome-garage-co","title":"Emotionally Constipated — Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage Co.","description":"# Bobby Joe Says…\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you’re gonna spend the day emotionally constipated, you might as well be comfortable doing it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Rust \u0026amp; Chrome tee is soft, lightweight, and has just enough stretch to keep you comfortable whether you’re turning wrenches, telling questionable garage stories, or sitting around pretending you’ve got everything under control.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors contain polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Bobby Joe’s verdict:** Comfortable enough for the garage, respectable enough for town, and perfect for anybody who hasn’t given a shit in years.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n# Bobby Joe’s Disclaimer\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow, on the lighter colors, this shirt can be a little on the sheer side under bright lights.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBobby Joe says: **“If the sun can see through it, everybody else probably can too. Wear something underneath unless you’re feelin’ unusually confident that day.”**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n# Bobby Joe on Made-to-Order\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe don’t stack a warehouse full of these things and hope somebody wants one. **We make your shirt after you order it.**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYeah, that means it may take us a little longer to get it headed your way—but it also means we’re not making a mountain of shirts nobody asked for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Bobby Joe says:** “Good stuff takes a minute. So does finding a 10mm socket. Thanks for letting us make yours right instead of just making a pile of ’em.”\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage C0","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54467765174582,"sku":"1647742_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54467765207350,"sku":"1647742_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54467765240118,"sku":"1647742_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54467765272886,"sku":"1647742_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54467765305654,"sku":"1647742_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54467765338422,"sku":"1647742_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54467765371190,"sku":"1647742_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54467765403958,"sku":"1647742_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54467765436726,"sku":"1647742_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":54467765469494,"sku":"1647742_21577","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":54467765502262,"sku":"1647742_21578","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":54467765535030,"sku":"1647742_21579","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":54467765567798,"sku":"1647742_21580","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54467765600566,"sku":"1647742_21581","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54467765633334,"sku":"1647742_21582","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":54467765666102,"sku":"1647742_9545","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54467765698870,"sku":"1647742_4106","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54467765731638,"sku":"1647742_4107","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54467765764406,"sku":"1647742_4108","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54467765797174,"sku":"1647742_4109","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54467765829942,"sku":"1647742_4110","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54467765862710,"sku":"1647742_15792","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":54467765895478,"sku":"1647742_15793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":54467765928246,"sku":"1647742_17202","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54467765961014,"sku":"1647742_17203","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54467765993782,"sku":"1647742_17204","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54467766026550,"sku":"1647742_17205","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54467766059318,"sku":"1647742_17206","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54467766092086,"sku":"1647742_17209","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54467766124854,"sku":"1647742_17208","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":54467766157622,"sku":"1647742_17207","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ S","offer_id":54467766190390,"sku":"1647742_10384","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ M","offer_id":54467766223158,"sku":"1647742_10385","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ L","offer_id":54467766255926,"sku":"1647742_10386","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ XL","offer_id":54467766288694,"sku":"1647742_10387","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autumn \/ 2XL","offer_id":54467766321462,"sku":"1647742_10388","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54467766354230,"sku":"1647742_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54467766386998,"sku":"1647742_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54467766419766,"sku":"1647742_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54467766452534,"sku":"1647742_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54467766485302,"sku":"1647742_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54467766518070,"sku":"1647742_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54467766550838,"sku":"1647742_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54467766583606,"sku":"1647742_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54467766616374,"sku":"1647742_12872","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/SKU-GARAGEHUMOR-008-PRNTFUL_PNG_LIFSTYLE.png?v=1787718810"},{"product_id":"one-10mm-to-rule-them-all","title":"One 10mm To Rule them All","description":"One 10mm to rule them all… assuming you can find the damn thing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Rust \u0026amp; Chrome Garage Co. tee is for the wrench turners, tool hoarders, garage philosophers, and poor souls who have watched a 10mm socket disappear into another dimension. Soft enough for everyday wear, tough enough for the garage, and guaranteed to get a nod from anybody who’s ever crawled under a workbench looking for that one missing socket.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors contain polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May cause spontaneous stories about missing tools, questionable repairs, and who “borrowed” the 10mm last.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade when you order it—mostly because Sockett keeps stealing the 10mm and slowing down production.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe don’t keep piles of shirts sitting around collecting dust. Your Rust \u0026amp; Chrome tee is made especially for you after you order, so it may take a little longer to arrive. That means less overproduction, less waste, and fewer shirts sitting in a warehouse wondering where their 10mm went.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThanks for ordering made-to-order—and if your package is late, check Sockett’s toolbox first.","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage Co.","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54520206164278,"sku":"1347325_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54520206197046,"sku":"1347325_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54520206229814,"sku":"1347325_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54520206262582,"sku":"1347325_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54520206295350,"sku":"1347325_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54520206328118,"sku":"1347325_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54520206360886,"sku":"1347325_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54520206393654,"sku":"1347325_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54520206426422,"sku":"1347325_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":54520206459190,"sku":"1347325_9546","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54520206491958,"sku":"1347325_4111","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54520206524726,"sku":"1347325_4112","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54520206557494,"sku":"1347325_4113","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54520206590262,"sku":"1347325_4114","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54520206623030,"sku":"1347325_4115","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54520206655798,"sku":"1347325_12874","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54520206688566,"sku":"1347325_12875","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54520206721334,"sku":"1347325_12873","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":54520206754102,"sku":"1347325_17202","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54520206786870,"sku":"1347325_17203","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54520206819638,"sku":"1347325_17204","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54520206852406,"sku":"1347325_17205","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54520206885174,"sku":"1347325_17206","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54520206917942,"sku":"1347325_17209","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54520206950710,"sku":"1347325_17208","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":54520206983478,"sku":"1347325_17207","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":54520207016246,"sku":"1347325_9550","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":54520207049014,"sku":"1347325_4131","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":54520207081782,"sku":"1347325_4132","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":54520207114550,"sku":"1347325_4133","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":54520207147318,"sku":"1347325_4134","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":54520207180086,"sku":"1347325_4135","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":54520207212854,"sku":"1347325_17238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":54520207245622,"sku":"1347325_17239","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ XS","offer_id":54520207278390,"sku":"1347325_14689","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ S","offer_id":54520207311158,"sku":"1347325_14690","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ M","offer_id":54520207343926,"sku":"1347325_14691","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ L","offer_id":54520207376694,"sku":"1347325_14692","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ XL","offer_id":54520207409462,"sku":"1347325_14693","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 2XL","offer_id":54520207442230,"sku":"1347325_14694","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 3XL","offer_id":54520207474998,"sku":"1347325_14695","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 4XL","offer_id":54520207507766,"sku":"1347325_14696","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54520207540534,"sku":"1347325_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54520207573302,"sku":"1347325_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54520207606070,"sku":"1347325_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54520207638838,"sku":"1347325_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54520207671606,"sku":"1347325_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54520207704374,"sku":"1347325_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54520207737142,"sku":"1347325_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54520207769910,"sku":"1347325_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54520207802678,"sku":"1347325_12872","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/one_ring_to_rule_then_all_tee.png?v=1788772417"},{"product_id":"my-doctor-asked-we-all-seem-to-enjoy-it-funny-garage-t-shirt","title":"My Doctor Asked… We All Seem to Enjoy It — Funny Garage T-Shirt","description":"This t-shirt brings together comfort, attitude, and a little family humor straight from the garage. It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch for an easy, comfortable fit. Whether you’re hanging out in the shop, kicking back with a cold one, or just reminding everybody that your family has always been a little different, this one fits right in.\u003cbr\u003e\nComfortable, flattering, and made for everyday wear—with enough personality to get a few laughs along the way.\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis shirt is made to order—just like the family it’s talking about: one at a time and probably a little questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe don’t keep piles of them sitting around waiting for the next family reunion. Yours gets printed when you order it, which means a little extra wait—but less waste and fewer shirts sitting in a box judging everybody.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBesides, mental illness already runs in the family. No need for overproduction to run in it too.","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage Co.","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54546725437750,"sku":"4672587_9527","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54546725470518,"sku":"4672587_4016","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54546725503286,"sku":"4672587_4017","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54546725536054,"sku":"4672587_4018","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54546725568822,"sku":"4672587_4019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546725601590,"sku":"4672587_4020","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54546725634358,"sku":"4672587_5295","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54546725667126,"sku":"4672587_5310","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54546725699894,"sku":"4672587_12871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XS","offer_id":54546725732662,"sku":"4672587_9536","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ S","offer_id":54546725765430,"sku":"4672587_4061","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ M","offer_id":54546725798198,"sku":"4672587_4062","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ L","offer_id":54546725830966,"sku":"4672587_4063","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XL","offer_id":54546725863734,"sku":"4672587_4064","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546725896502,"sku":"4672587_4065","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":54546725929270,"sku":"4672587_21577","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":54546725962038,"sku":"4672587_21578","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":54546725994806,"sku":"4672587_21579","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":54546726027574,"sku":"4672587_21580","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54546726060342,"sku":"4672587_21581","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546726093110,"sku":"4672587_21582","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":54546726125878,"sku":"4672587_9558","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":54546726158646,"sku":"4672587_4171","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":54546726191414,"sku":"4672587_4172","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":54546726224182,"sku":"4672587_4173","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54546726256950,"sku":"4672587_4174","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546726289718,"sku":"4672587_4175","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54546726322486,"sku":"4672587_5307","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":54546726355254,"sku":"4672587_5322","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":54546726388022,"sku":"4672587_52814","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":54546726420790,"sku":"4672587_17202","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54546726453558,"sku":"4672587_17203","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54546726486326,"sku":"4672587_17204","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54546726519094,"sku":"4672587_17205","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54546726551862,"sku":"4672587_17206","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546726584630,"sku":"4672587_17209","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54546726617398,"sku":"4672587_17208","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":54546726650166,"sku":"4672587_17207","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":54546726682934,"sku":"4672587_9532","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":54546726715702,"sku":"4672587_4041","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":54546726748470,"sku":"4672587_4042","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":54546726781238,"sku":"4672587_4043","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":54546726814006,"sku":"4672587_4044","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546726846774,"sku":"4672587_4045","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":54546726879542,"sku":"4672587_5298","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":54546726912310,"sku":"4672587_5313","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":54546726945078,"sku":"4672587_9550","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":54546726977846,"sku":"4672587_4131","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":54546727010614,"sku":"4672587_4132","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":54546727043382,"sku":"4672587_4133","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":54546727076150,"sku":"4672587_4134","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":54546727108918,"sku":"4672587_4135","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":54546727141686,"sku":"4672587_17238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":54546727174454,"sku":"4672587_17239","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/bobby_joe_family_hared_mental_illmess_tee_png_lifesty_le.png?v=1789186966"},{"product_id":"i-m-bbqsexual-born-to-grill-backyard-bbq-t-shirt","title":"I’m BBQsexual — Born to Grill Backyard BBQ T-Shirt","description":"This t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and stretchy enough for serious backyard business—flipping burgers, guarding the grill, and explaining why nobody else is allowed to touch the tongs. Comfortable, easy to wear, and built for anyone who believes BBQ is less of a hobby and more of a personality trait.\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\ncrew\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade fresh when you order—because Bobby Joe says good things take time, especially BBQ and a shirt worth wearing. Making each one on demand helps us avoid piles of extra inventory sitting around the garage collecting dust. Thanks for supporting smarter production, small-business thinking, and the occasional questionable joke.\u003cbr\u003e\n— From the Rust \u0026amp; Chrome Garage Crew","brand":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage Co.","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":54547296551222,"sku":"6436794_9575","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":54547296583990,"sku":"6436794_8923","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":54547296616758,"sku":"6436794_8924","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":54547296649526,"sku":"6436794_8925","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":54547296682294,"sku":"6436794_8926","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547296715062,"sku":"6436794_8927","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547296747830,"sku":"6436794_8928","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547296780598,"sku":"6436794_8929","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":54547296813366,"sku":"6436794_12878","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":54547296846134,"sku":"6436794_9546","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54547296878902,"sku":"6436794_4111","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54547296911670,"sku":"6436794_4112","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54547296944438,"sku":"6436794_4113","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54547296977206,"sku":"6436794_4114","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547297009974,"sku":"6436794_4115","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547297042742,"sku":"6436794_12874","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547297075510,"sku":"6436794_12875","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54547297108278,"sku":"6436794_12873","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":54547297141046,"sku":"6436794_9545","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54547297173814,"sku":"6436794_4106","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54547297206582,"sku":"6436794_4107","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54547297239350,"sku":"6436794_4108","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54547297272118,"sku":"6436794_4109","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547297304886,"sku":"6436794_4110","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547297337654,"sku":"6436794_15792","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547297370422,"sku":"6436794_15793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":54547297403190,"sku":"6436794_17202","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54547297435958,"sku":"6436794_17203","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54547297468726,"sku":"6436794_17204","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54547297501494,"sku":"6436794_17205","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54547297534262,"sku":"6436794_17206","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547297567030,"sku":"6436794_17209","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547297599798,"sku":"6436794_17208","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547297632566,"sku":"6436794_17207","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":54547297665334,"sku":"6436794_9550","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":54547297698102,"sku":"6436794_4131","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":54547297730870,"sku":"6436794_4132","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":54547297763638,"sku":"6436794_4133","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":54547297796406,"sku":"6436794_4134","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547297829174,"sku":"6436794_4135","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547297861942,"sku":"6436794_17238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547297894710,"sku":"6436794_17239","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ XS","offer_id":54547297927478,"sku":"6436794_14689","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ S","offer_id":54547297960246,"sku":"6436794_14690","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ M","offer_id":54547297993014,"sku":"6436794_14691","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ L","offer_id":54547298025782,"sku":"6436794_14692","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ XL","offer_id":54547298058550,"sku":"6436794_14693","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547298091318,"sku":"6436794_14694","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547298124086,"sku":"6436794_14695","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547298156854,"sku":"6436794_14696","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":54547298189622,"sku":"6436794_9526","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54547298222390,"sku":"6436794_4011","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54547298255158,"sku":"6436794_4012","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54547298287926,"sku":"6436794_4013","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54547298320694,"sku":"6436794_4014","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54547298353462,"sku":"6436794_4015","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54547298386230,"sku":"6436794_5294","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54547298418998,"sku":"6436794_5309","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54547298451766,"sku":"6436794_12872","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3896\/1718\/files\/bbqsexual_lifstelye.png?v=1789202579"}],"url":"https:\/\/rustandchromegarageco.com\/collections\/his-garage-humor.oembed","provider":"Rust \u0026 Chrome Garage Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}