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Thanksgiving Family Dysfunction – Rust & Chrome Garage Co. Tee

Thanksgiving Family Dysfunction – Rust & Chrome Garage Co. Tee

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This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more—assuming your dreams include turkey, side dishes, relatives talking over each other, and at least one person who should’ve kept that story to themselves.
Rosie calls it Thanksgiving tradition: good food, messy people, and enough family dysfunction to keep everybody entertained until dessert. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with just the right amount of stretch, this shirt is made for cooking, eating, laughing, surviving the relatives—and going back for pie once things calm down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Rosie’s advice: Come hungry, wear something comfortable, and remember—you can’t pick your family, but you can pick which end of the table you sit at. 🦃☕🍂


Rosie’s Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. So before heading to Thanksgiving dinner, give it the old mirror-and-sunlight test. Rosie says the turkey should be the only thing showing more than expected. 🦃😏



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction—because Rosie says the only thing we should be making too much of at Thanksgiving is food and questionable family conversation.
Thanks for supporting made-to-order products, small-business creativity, and one more reason for the family to ask, “Where did you get that shirt?” 🦃🍂☕
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