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Rust & Chrome Garage C0
BACK OFF — I HAVE A CRAZY WIFE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER
BACK OFF — I HAVE A CRAZY WIFE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER
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$25.99 USD
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$25.99 USD
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Some guys buy flowers. Some guys say “yes, dear.” And some guys wear a shirt that says exactly what everybody already knows:
**BACK OFF — I HAVE A CRAZY WIFE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER.**
This one’s made for the brave, the married, and the fellas who know when to keep their mouth shut. Soft enough for all-day wear, tough enough for the garage, and funny enough to get a laugh at the parts store, car show, backyard cookout, or wherever bad decisions are being discussed.
Just remember: **wearing the shirt is funny. Letting your wife read it is your problem.**
• **100% combed and ring-spun cotton** — soft, comfortable, and easy to wear
• **Heather colors contain polyester**
• **4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)** — lightweight without feeling cheap
• **Pre-shrunk fabric** — because your shirt shouldn’t get smaller every time you screw up
• **Side-seamed construction** — keeps the fit looking right
• **Shoulder-to-shoulder taping** — built for everyday wear
• Blank garment sourced from **Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA**
**Rust & Chrome Garage Co.**
Built for laughs, garages, and questionable marital decisions.
We don’t have a warehouse full of shirts collecting dust and wondering where their lives went.
**Your Rust & Chrome gear is made especially for you after you order it.** That means it may take us a little longer to get it headed your way—but we think good stuff is worth waiting for.
Making things **on demand instead of by the truckload** helps us cut down on overproduction and waste.
So thanks for supporting the way we do things around here:
**Make what’s ordered. Waste less. Keep the good stuff coming.**
Now quit checking the mailbox every 20 minutes. We’re working on it.
**BACK OFF — I HAVE A CRAZY WIFE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER.**
This one’s made for the brave, the married, and the fellas who know when to keep their mouth shut. Soft enough for all-day wear, tough enough for the garage, and funny enough to get a laugh at the parts store, car show, backyard cookout, or wherever bad decisions are being discussed.
Just remember: **wearing the shirt is funny. Letting your wife read it is your problem.**
• **100% combed and ring-spun cotton** — soft, comfortable, and easy to wear
• **Heather colors contain polyester**
• **4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)** — lightweight without feeling cheap
• **Pre-shrunk fabric** — because your shirt shouldn’t get smaller every time you screw up
• **Side-seamed construction** — keeps the fit looking right
• **Shoulder-to-shoulder taping** — built for everyday wear
• Blank garment sourced from **Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA**
**Rust & Chrome Garage Co.**
Built for laughs, garages, and questionable marital decisions.
We don’t have a warehouse full of shirts collecting dust and wondering where their lives went.
**Your Rust & Chrome gear is made especially for you after you order it.** That means it may take us a little longer to get it headed your way—but we think good stuff is worth waiting for.
Making things **on demand instead of by the truckload** helps us cut down on overproduction and waste.
So thanks for supporting the way we do things around here:
**Make what’s ordered. Waste less. Keep the good stuff coming.**
Now quit checking the mailbox every 20 minutes. We’re working on it.
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